男生骑自行车时,鸡鸡到底如何摆放?

我觉得不管怎么放,骑车久了之后,会感到 J 软,蛋麻,很长时间才能恢复,感觉应该是 JJ 缺血导致。

查了一下,文献一堆,随便摘录一个报道:

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/text/nn20120913f1.html

“A warning to hard-core male cyclists: Pain in the perineal area while riding could mean trouble for your sex life.

Bicycles for serious riders have hard and skinny saddles, and the pressure point is the perineal area, or the part of the body between the genitalia and anus. The area is home to erection-related nerves and blood flow, and excess pressure could damage them, according to the Japanese Society of Sexual Medicine.”

 

结论是 男性长期骑车影响性生活,严重可导致阳痿。

但是人类的智慧是无穷的。这个问题被发现后,革命性的新技术诞生了:

骑行

 

男同胞们,从此再也不用担心JJ往哪放!换上高级坐垫,就让它躺在中间吧, 骑行

作者:周杰

 



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